Someone give this trolling bastard a trophy
Always always my favourite post on tumblr.
I love this guy so much! I have his book!
Go to his website, there are better ones!
During Dinner
- Hubby: You're extraordinary
- Me: *Grinning like an absolute fool, probably not for the right reasons*
- Hubby:
- Me: *Still grinning to myself*
- Hubby:
- Me: *Trying to be subtle, but still grinning*
- Hubby: *Groans* Oh God, was that somehow related to Castle? I take it back ;)
YAY…INTERNET!!!!!
Never in my life have I been so excited to find internet, if you can call this internet…I’m talking dial up people…I know right? I didn’t think that still existed either!!
Summer Reading List
1. The Fifth Child by Doris Lessing (I have already started this one, despite not truly being out for summer break until Monday, but STILL. This book is freaky. It’s like her short story To Room 19 but the horror movie version.)
2. The Fault in Our Stars by John Green (this dude tumblrs, and one of the boys at school just picked up all his books and read them in the last two months of school. I told the boy, Hey I wanted to read that book too, and he asked me nearly EVERY SINGLE DAY if I had read it or not. I had not. Time to catch up.)
3. A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle (I am ashamed to say I have not read a single Sherlock Holmes story except a children’s abridged version of Hound of the Baskervilles. This does not count, I do not think.)
4. The Chocolate War by Robert Cormier (Another book on the boys’ book report list for 7th grade. I always hated selling those stupid fundraiser items for school - wrapping paper, popcorn, chocolate, and this is about a kid who refuses to do it. I think it is anyway.)
5. Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (Still have not seen the movie, but I wanted it to be better than I heard it was. Still, I love music and I love stupid teenagery love, so I’m gonna read it.)
6. The Thin Man by Dashiell Hammett (Of COURSE I have to read this. Dash!)
7. The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler (Another in the same genre, and I hear he’s even better. I named Ella’s alter ego in the Felix series after this author.)
8. Home by Toni Morrison (I loooooove this woman’s work. I can’t even. A Mercy was just so hauntingly beautiful. I can’t wait to read this one.)
- Jameson Rook: I'm trying to figure out ... did I bite my own tongue when you kicked me in the face, or did you do it?
- Nikki Heat: I want to lean on Forensics to cough up that report on Pochenko's blue jeans.
- Rook: I don't recall getting bitten any time ...
- Heat: Blackout probably set the lab behind on schedule, but it's been long enough.
- Rook: Things were happening fast and, dare I say, furious.
- Heat: I'm betting those fibers match.
- Rook: But still ... you'd think I'd remember a bite.
- Heat: Surveillance video be damned, somehow he got in there, I'd bet on it. I know he likes his fire escapes.
- Rook: Am I talking too much.
- Heat: Yes.
- Rook: ...
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- Heat: When you're done, go to the precinct and wait for me. I'll meet you there after I finish at the impound. By the way? Yes. I did bite your tongue.
“That’s further down the pipeline than I’ve given thought to. And I wouldn’t want to advertise my intentions to fans. I want them to have something to root for. I want them to be rooting for these guys. If you take a look at any great Shakespeare play, even when characters are together, even when they’re sneaking off into the woods at night together and they’re trying to figure out how to conduct their relationship, crazy stuff happens. This is not the end of the Castle and Beckett fun. This is, by the way, not even the end of the tension between the two of them because one tension leads into another tension.” —
Andrew Marlowe <3 (via totalshipperatheart)
Andrew W. Marlowe a.k.a. “The Man who will be known for beating the Moonlighting Curse”!
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